Title Sequence Voiceovers for TV's "The Flash"
Seasons One through Three:
”My name is Barry Allen. I’m the fastest person alive.”
Seasons Four & Five:
”My name is Barry Allen. I’m the fastest person alive. Okay, maybe third fastest. Wouldja believe fifth? Shut up! I’m definitely in the top ten.”
Season Six:
”Hi, I’m Steve from Accounting.”
”Hi, Steve. I’m Barry Allen, the fastest person alive.”
”Uh… Should you really be telling me that?”
”That’s just how I introduce myself now.”
”Isn’t it supposed to be a secret or something?”
”Don’t worry. Sometime this month I’ll change the timeline… Again. And you’ll forget. Maybe you won’t even exist anymore.”
”What?”
”Accounting probably won’t even be a thing.”
Season Seven:
”Okay, show of hands… Does anyone here not know that Barry Allen is the Flash? Yeah, I didn’t think so. Wait, there’s one. Who are you?”
”Uh, I’m Todd from Accounting. Has anyone seen Steve? He just stopped showing up one day.”
”Accounting? What’s that? Are you just making up words now, Todd?”
Season Eight:
”My name is Barry Allen. I’m—”
”No one cares! We all got our own subplots going on. Get over yourself.”